Will You Marry Me...?

Happy Leap Year/Day Everyone!

In celebration of this auspicious Sadie Hawkins holiday: to all my single guy friends: Will you marry me?

Now I completely understand if you say no, but in return I expect you to pay at least one traditional "fine" for your refusal. These can include:
- a kiss
- a 1-pound note (English currency or American $ equivalent)
- a silk gown
- 12 pairs of gloves

I don't have much use for the silk gown or 12 pairs of gloves, but a kiss would do. Or if you're too embarrassed, I will gladly accept money.

However you choose, celebrate today with a little joie de vivre!

(Information source- Wikipedia)